Is this how you do buttsex? Are we doing it right yet?
Adorability level: 16 megapandas.
Aren’t leather daddies… hairier, usually?
Hey there, Abs McConfusedFace.
I think his nipple is the only thing they didn’t photoshop.
Mysterious sports #18: man-boob ballet.
“I want your shirt.” “You can’t have it.” “Not even if I cuddle you?” “Nope.”
All the single twinks, all the single twinks, all the single twinks…
Is it tattoo week? Let’s pretend it is.
Despite forgetting most of his costume, Superman was still able to save the sinking ship.